Things I Wish I Knew Before 25

1.

Corporate America is a Fucking Scam

Sucking a CEO's dick (figuratively) for an unlivable wage, pizza parties instead of raises, and verbal abuse from upper management until you're 65 and burnt out is the 9-5 reality. You sure you wanna climb that ladder?

2.

People Don’t Necessarily Act Like Adults Once They Are One

To quote a 25 year-old man I went on two dates with who works as a senior data safety specialist in biotech: "I just take all my mail and shove it in my closet...I don't even look at the bills haha."

3.

Being Single is Actually So Sick

For some reason I grew up thinking my value is determined by whether I'm in a relationship which couldn't be further from the truth. Being independent and doing whatever the fuck you want is amazing. 

4.

You’re Not Sad You Just Need To Move to San Diego

If I knew I wouldn't be depressed if I left Florida to be in the best city in America, I would've left way sooner.