Robert Kiyosaki, American investor, entrepreneur, and author of the book Rich Dad, Poor Dad, warns of a "Greater Depression" on it's way to the United States. Go fucking figure. This is a result of a completely avoidable economical disaster prompted by Trump’s tariffs on international imports. Which one of you dumb fucks let this man into office again?
Anyways, we have no other choice but to prepare for the worst, and I’m going to help you through it. Here’s a list of recommended food items to stockpile in your pantry for what's to come.
Goodles
This is like healthy version of Kraft Mac & Cheese with 14 grams of protein per box. There are 2.5 servings per box, but we collectively agree that it is acceptable to eat the whole box yourself, especially in troubling times like these.
Canned Peaches
These are so yummy, and added bonus: you can pretend like you are one of the characters in the 2003 movie “Holes.”
Canned Beans
Not only are these hearty in fiber, but they are versatile and can be used in many soups, salads, or grain bowls. (Look up “dense bean salad” on TikTok for ideas.)
Kirkland Chicken Nuggets
While not very widely known, these are the crispiest chicken nuggets on the market. Pop them in the air fryer for 10 minutes and pair with your favorite sauce.
White or Brown Rice
If you don’t have a rice cooker at this point, what are you doing? Get your ass up and cook your rice in a rice cooker. It is so easy and tastes so much better than your microwavable rice in a bag.
Sencha Matcha
Found at your local Costco. This bag will last you at least a year, and it will provide you with much needed energy for your never-ending job search because nobody can get a job these days. (Thanks, Trump!)
Frozen Fruit
Because who can really afford fresh fruit in this economy? I love mine paired with some Greek yogurt, granola, and honey.
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